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Health and Swellness
A Few Beers' Resolution
THE SYMPTOMS
Illustrations from Ashley's long-running rant column, The Symptoms, currently appearing on the Substack platform.
The Date Valentino
Generation Wrecks
A Hypochondriac's Cure
The Litter of Quitters
Old Vice
King of Stain
The Music is Reversible, but Time is Not
Will Work for Fools
Runneth Over with Cups
Too Cool for Drool
Sugar Lush
Prattle of the Network Stars
My Brother Went to Heaven and All I Got was This Lousy T-Shirt
The Mouth Shall Rise Again
Still Only 25 Cents
Dump Dish
Yer A'Peein'
Physician, Keel Thyself
Midlife Ophiuchus
Home of the Crave
Work Geek
The Movie That Everyone Saw
Howdy Duty
Buzz Stop
Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
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